April 2013
captainmjolnir:
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
Because of the crystal-clear water, Flathead Lake...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
did-you-kno:
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dark-serenade:
I seriously don’t know what the fuck I am doing with my life. I’m such a boring, dull, introverted and sad person - I don’t see how that could appeal to someone.
lapra:
internetexplorers:
How to do The Sex:
hold hands
that’s it that is the sex, enjoy
when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her
sociallyawkwardjocelyn:
fnark-oreo:
thankyouforthedildos:
Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.
i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom
Two...
